I'm a teacher, ya'll: Hence I'm holidaying with my family these two weeks. It's a joy and a blessing to be so unscheduled for a week or two, and I'm enjoying it to the maximum. However, ever-aware of the needs of S4theB! subscribers, I feel you might need a little extra Christmas cheer. Completely non-PC, and hopefully not overly offensive to those of slight stature, it was created in the early 80's in the vain hopes of engendering a follow-up Christmas novelty tunes album and was originally released as a 45 rpm record by Sun/Plantation Records."Elf" is as far as I know royally out-of-print, though it did appear on a Billboard Magazine listing of holiday releases for that one season. Audiophile trivia: I recently fixed a mid-song left-channel volume dropout using the one 45 I own and my Adobe Audition software. It'll be available to listen or download at this URL for a limited time, after which this post will most likely disappear into the digital vapor. For now, I hope you enjoy "The Elf Who's King of Country!"